I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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