Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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