I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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