So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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