what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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