I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration