There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!