I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail