new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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