we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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