last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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