is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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