In the future we'll all be gay
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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