Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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