I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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