She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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