That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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