I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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