just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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