We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
