Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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