I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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