If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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