Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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