I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
pray to the hookup gods
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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