Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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