i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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