i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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