You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Porn is love you can see.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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