About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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