As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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