is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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