Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
