i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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