I'm really into asian looking animals
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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