if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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