I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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