You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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