grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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