I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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