we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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