I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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