That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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