i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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