There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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