just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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