Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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