Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Randomize
