Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Randomize
