Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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