just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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