Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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