what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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