hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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