Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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