He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He has the fingertips of a God
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