in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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