Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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