Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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